Transform anything you want to say into hilariously elaborate, over-the-top prose — instantly.
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"thanks for dinner"
Convoluted output
"I find myself compelled to express my profoundest gratitude for the culinary experience you so graciously orchestrated on my behalf."
See it in action
Input
"I'm running late"
Dramatic
"I find myself in the unfortunate predicament of being delayed by circumstances entirely beyond my control — my sincerest apologies for any distress this may cause."
Input
"good morning"
Poetic
"I extend to you the most sincere salutations befitting this nascent diurnal period of celestial illumination and renewed possibility."
Input
"sorry can't make it"
Formal
"It is with the most profound and heart-wrenching regret that I must communicate my absolute inability to attend the proposed engagement."
Input
"great job"
Absurdly Elaborate
"Your performance has transcended the ordinary boundaries of human achievement in a manner most extraordinary and utterly unprecedented in recorded history."
How it works
Formal, Dramatic, Sarcastic, Poetic — or totally random
A simple message, or let AI turn your context into elaborate prose
Paste into iMessage, email, Slack — anywhere text goes
Two ways to convolute
Instant template-based results
Custom AI-generated prose